My favorite incendiary tv show, Secret Life of the American Teenager, is back! and herein is a conversation in which I rant and abby offers 1 guh

Me: according to slat
the first time a boy tells a girl he loves her, he should give her a gift
so that when people say, where did you get that necklace
Abby: guh'
Me: you can say, oh my boyfriend gave it to me the first time he said he loved me
now there is a related plotline in which the jock's parents want to move to phoenix
and want him to just hang out with some friends for a year
so he can be a senior
he's waited his WHOLE LIFE to be a senior
just like esther smith.
Me: I LOVE this
jesus
"he loves me!"
"...did he give you something?"
"no, but he's going to!"
"that's your argument? that your boyfriend should be allowed to live in your room because it's better than doing drugs?"
this is so wackadoo
why aren't you here to talk about it?
also amy just screamed that the only person who really loves her is her baby
which is reason #1 that the show 16 and pregnant exists
after abstinence only education
which is reason #1 these kids keep getting prego