Chris Kelly: An Open Letter To All The Politicans Talking About Whether Or Not Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan Is A Lesbian

First of all, boring.

Second of all, should this even matter?

And third of all, of course she’s a lesbian.

Have you seen any stock photos of her? It looks like Obama nominated a cross-country UPS driver to be a Supreme Court Justice. This woman’s face is literally the world’s collective…

There has never been a more eloquent comparison of gay marriage and the stupidity of those cages in lost.  You might say there has never been any comparison between those two, but this one is eloquent. So there. Also, just to clarify, I think gay marriage as an issue is stupid, NOT gay marriage as an institution. In fact, I really just don’t understand why there is a difference between gay marriage and… marriage. Everyone fights over who takes out the trash. (actually, not in my house. in my house, anyone but me is gonna take out the trash or, you know, no sex for you.) (also, jesus, what am I doing with this reblog? I’ve got a lot of thoughts pre-8am.)