I highly recommend that you

make your guy friends watch Gaga’s telephone video.

Immediate reaction, via email:

“that was like… peewee’s playhouse as directed by david lynch.”

Later, DAYS later, with beer:

“She has a telephone! ON HER HEAD!”

“Beyonce definitely moved up my list in comparison to gaga.”

And the best one:

“That wasn’t as good as bad romance.”

[agreed.]