Shh. We're learning how to be librarians in here!

From her new book, The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, I’m Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-A-Holic, some gems* on being a single lady out and about on the town:

1. Don’t take a diuretic before a date.

2. Give your vibrator a name. She recommends Brad.

3. Don’t call six times to confirm plans. And don’t worry if he’s late picking you up. And whatever you do, don’t get on a scale while you’re not worrying that you’re being stood up.

4. If you find yourself home alone on a Saturday night, cheer yourself up by wearing a tiara in the bath.

5. If all else fails, remind yourself of things you love about yourself and your life. For instance: She loves monkeys! And scrap-booking! And Christmas!

*thanks to popwatch for summarizing this book for me so I can reblog it for you and none of us ACTUALLY has to read it.