Shh. We're learning how to be librarians in here!

In honor of the Good Doctor, I was dared nothing to speak only using 50 words tonight. Knowing that would be a failure, but also knowing that I have a way with rewriting Dr. Seuss books to suit my own needs, I decided to instead rewrite Green Eggs and Ham, still using just 50 words, to reflect my trivia team.

And so! I present! No Eggs, All Beer!

We play trivia

Trivia,we play

That Trivia!

That Trivia!

That trivia we play!

We play trivia on Tuesday!

At night we play,

We play to win

We win and then we play again!

Again we play,

Because we’re smart

We play on music, movies, art!

We play on cars

We play on stars

We play on drinks that come from bars!

Sometimes we drink, sometimes too much!

Sometimes too much and then we suck.

The music sucks and still we play

We have the bling to while away.

Would we play in snow or rain?

Would we play in health or pain?

Would we play without the bling?

We would play for anything!

We play trivia,

Trivia, we play,

Today’s the night and I must go,

To drink at trivia in the snow.