“i’m such a carrie.”

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

faithandbegorrah:

morninggloria:

“I’m such a Carrie!” is code for “I’m a neurotic, painfully self centered trollop who is constantly surprised to discover that the world does not revolve around my romantic life.  Shoes!”

This is grounds for automatic friend dismissal.

My recommended response:

“Oooh, girl, me too! But I killed everyone at Homecoming, not Prom.”

Or another possibility:

“Girl, I know. I’m always running after my older sisters out on the prairie and then tripping and rolling down a hill and getting a free ride on Michael Landon’s shoulders.”